December 2009
54 posts
seeplusplusrules: if you say "beer can" with a British accent
seeplusplusrules: You're also saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent
Serendipity: looking for something, then finding...
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“It’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration in a women’s...”
– Eric Cartman
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this christmas was the best thus far :)
i love doing bookreports on books that i did not read.
aye. pierce my nose or my lip?
is it bad that sometimes i just want to have a kid because i want a best friend like that? thats pretty selfish huh?
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally...”
– —Dr. Suess
i can’t wait to feel like this
i love the kids i babysit
i love that they get super exited when i come over to babysit them. i love that they get super upset when i’m leaving and need to know when the next time i’ll babysit is. sometimes they are honestly the only people in the world that make me feel loved and needed. they don’t know how much i adore their company… i guess it’s kind of pathetic that here i am enjoying my...
"I wonder what you look like under your t-shirt. I...
“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer...”
– Dr. Seuss
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”
– Sigmund Freud
hrrrthrrr:
[ relator … scarlett johansson + pete...
494. YOU CAN'T SPELL FAMILIES WITHOUT LIES.
